Opposaurus Jr is here!

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
12/05/2016 at 12:36 • Filed to: None

10:10 am. None of the crazy bullshit we went thru last time. Everyone is happy and healthy. Uteruses are gross looking

DISCUSSION (31)

S65 > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/05/2016 at 12:39

Name for the kiddo?

EL_ULY > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/05/2016 at 12:39

wooo hooo congrats duuude!

The Lurktastic Opponaught > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/05/2016 at 12:39

Congratulations. Have fun!

vicali > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/05/2016 at 12:41

Kinja'd!!!

Congrats!

shop-teacher > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/05/2016 at 12:45

Huzzah! Congrats dad!

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/05/2016 at 12:52

When (s)he going to learn manual, and how Citreon hydropneumatic suspension works?

HammerheadFistpunch > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/05/2016 at 12:57

Congrats! Also, Gross

TheHondaBro > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/05/2016 at 12:57

10:10 births are best births

*not biased*

$kaycog > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/05/2016 at 13:03

Kinja'd!!!

Congratulations! Here’s a gift for baby.

Future next gen S2000 owner > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/05/2016 at 13:04

Congrats! When does the go-kart training/retirement plan start?

boredalways > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/05/2016 at 13:05

Congrats, but 3 things:

Kinja'd!!!

B) I can be the only one who read the title as “Dinosaur, Jr. is here!”

C) Ewww, you made think of a sister-in-law who kept my niece’s placenta in the freezer (eats babies?).

yamahog > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/05/2016 at 13:28

Congrats and keep those internal organs on the inside where they belong!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/05/2016 at 13:32

Congrats! Now suck it up and buy a minivan. The ease of use will offset the misery of driving it.

ttyymmnn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/05/2016 at 13:34

We have three boys, one who is 14 and two who are 11. Yes, twins. When we found out we were having twins, I started looking for some sort of sedan to haul everybody in, because I didn’t want a minivan. Then, I started imaging three boys, shoulder-to-shoulder in the back seat, on a 14-hour drive. So, we got an 03 Odyssey. It’s fantastic, and is actually pretty fun to drive. But, then again, I’d enjoy driving just about anything.

ttyymmnn > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/05/2016 at 13:36

Congratulations! Best wishes to you, Mrs. Opposaurus and the rest of the family. I’ve got three kids, never saw a uterus, even though I was there when they came out.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ttyymmnn
12/05/2016 at 13:40

As a kid we used to road trip from MA to Florida every year. Imagine three kids in the back of a Ford Escort for 28 hours. Now imagine one of them has a car seat that takes up half the bench.

OPPOsaurus WRX > $kaycog
12/05/2016 at 13:41

Ha that’s awesome

OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/05/2016 at 13:42

We have a Quest.....that’s more or less what happened to the WRX

ttyymmnn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/05/2016 at 13:43

Damn. That will build character.

OPPOsaurus WRX > ttyymmnn
12/05/2016 at 13:43

Yea we have a Quest and twin 4 y/o girls

OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/05/2016 at 13:45

Ooofuck that. We went to Virgina a few times but I had way more space

OPPOsaurus WRX > boredalways
12/05/2016 at 13:47

C) that’s fucked up. I don’t think they let us take it home.